The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide

The Awkward Human Survival Guide answers the uncomfortable questions everyone encounters on an unfortunately regular basis and talks to people around the world who embrace the stranger side of life.

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Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.

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228: Picking Dicks with Camel Toe Erica

October 21, 2018 at 3:00PM • 1 hour 7 minutes • Wiki Entry

This awkward week we're talking about a butt crack dilemma, the Autoblow, and picking dicks with special guest Fran!

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Awkward Story Time: Adam buys Erica her very own camel toe.

Special guests: Francesca Marineo 


Becky: "Hey Awkward Human,

We were looking for Nail Art blogs and your name came up.

I work for Brightech, we're an L.A based lighting company,

We're looking for bloggers to write about our magnifier lamps.

Would love to send you a magnifier lamp of your choice,

And have you do a post showing how you're using it.

In return, we could add you to our affiliate program and provide 15%
commission on any sales you bring in.

What do you say?

Becky Shalmoni

Check out our Lamps"

Mathæyós: "What ever happened to that Autoblow thing? I thought you mentioned he was going to send one. It's been updated a version (the toy) since last time I looked."

Dustin: "When rating just keep in mind the size and how fuckable it is. Plus lemme know which pics are best to send to ladies, or if I'm a fucking noob and need better angles.

I listened to the [previous] episode earlier today and here's some follow ups:
- Was asking if Fran, Rachel, and Sam could rate my dick because they sound fun!
- I appreciate Katherines appreciation of me getting consent before sending the dick pics!
- I'm a gamer, and people call me Dust and occasionally Dusty for short.
- I sent a few dick rating categories while chatting with Adam but heres another, initially what was your reaction to the curve? (Ewww, ohhh, yum, etc)"

Sami: "hey adam, erica, richard, darren and guests!
i have a problem with my butt crack. i gained a lot of weight in the last 2 years because of antidepressants most of it around the waist and now my butt crack is always showing. i mostly wear tracksuits or black sweatpants (before i get roasted i live in berlin and thats how young hip people dress its not because i'm overweight). evje whem i am serving black skinny jeans my big ass finds its way. what should i do? (dont say belts i know aboua belts)
thank you you're all great and awesome - i think thats how americans talk anyway.
bye y'all

ps: i hope someone buys taking erica to red lobster to help girls getting to school"