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184: An Ode to Foxy's

October 2, 2017 at 3:00PM • 58 minutes • Wiki Entry

This awkward week we're talking about legless romance, a toilet brush mystery, and cum guzzling. Questions/comments/stories/whatevers? Visit or call/text 509-AWKWARD!

Special Guests: IUD Girl and Guy, Lindsay and John Bring!


Not actually sponsored by Foxy's! (But we're pretending.)

Show Notes & Links Presented by CacheFly

Awkward Situation of the Week: The group honors Foxy's restaurant, John blows it with two famous directors, Lindsay updates everyone on Ghost Mom, and Adam visits a hotel-gym combo.

This Week's Questions:

  • Anonymous asks, "what is a cum guzzler?"
  • James (22/GM) asks, "Heya coworkers, it's "James" from "Rhode Island." Love your show and I finally got a dilemma to write in about (or like finally got up the balls). It's been 2 years and I've fallen for my twin sisters boyfriend. I know they are going to break up cause my sister is talking about it like always and I hang out with him sometimes so I know it from both sides. I am 70-80% sure that he's a bisexual because he comments on hot guys with me sometimes and touches my knee when we have a moment. I touched his knee too and he was into it. I know this sounds like so dumb like that but if you were there I swear it was romantic. I don't want to make my sister sad or like make a mess with the family but if they break up I got to go for it right? Like how do I do that and make it okay with the fam? Thanks!"
  • Dave asks, "hi I need your help. you see I have a problem with a asshole and I want to get it out on the web to let everyone know about what he did"
  • Ron (28/SM) asks, "dear coworkers... i humbly request your help to solve the mystery of my toilet brush........ heh yeah well i go to the bathroom to take a dump and i guess i got sticky poo so i brush it but hear this: i always clean up. my brush is clean. my girl lives with me tho and we share a toilet sometimes. i find the bristles....... brown. not always but a lot. yeah...... well anyways i ask her about it and she says its not her and she never goes in that bathroom... like she likes to shit at a distance from where im at so she doesnt break the illusion ya feel? like listen i know she dumps. for one shes human and two ive been up in dat ass. but who is browning up my brush if not my girl? its not me. its not dirt in the brush holder. i clean that shit too. the brush doesnt change colors when it gets wet or nothing..... so wtf is going on???"
  • Winnie (24/SF) asks, "I hooked up with a guy in a wheelchair (yes his dick works) and we got along. NOT PLANNED. But now I like him but I don't know if I can handle this (I've got bad anxiety about all of it). How do I do this? I want to break it off if I can't do it and am gonna hurt him because he's a great guy. Like I don't have anything against people without legs but I don't know how to do this. Like I don't feel like I'm in a part of life where I'm ready for being the only person in the relationship with legs. Like this feels like way too much for me but I was drunk and he was hot. What do I do????"

Special Segment: The debut of our new Foxy's ad! (We really do love Foxy's)

Final Thoughts: Are you a cum guzzler? Tell us about it!