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Hosted by Adam Dachis, Darren Herczeg, Erica Elson, and Richard Cardenas.

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16: The Small P**** Champion of 2014

July 1, 2014 at 4:00PM • 49 minutes • Wiki Entry

This week on the podcast we're talking about hot, sweaty fat folds, saying no to syphilis, and a girlfriend addicted to pie. Also a small p**** pageant.

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Awkward Situation of the Week: Adam's penis makes a full recovery and immediately causes a not-so-w** and uncomfortably s**ual dream.

This Week's Questions:

  • Wrenz asks, "Could the world have been better if bacon were picked from trees, and pizza grew from pots?"
  • Ronald asks, "My girlfriend recently gained a lot of weight from eating pie constantly. I don’t mind that she’s gotten a little chubbier but I’m genuinely concerned about her health. How do I talk to her about this without sounding like an a**hole?"
  • Arun asks, "Is it justified for a guy to offer his hand as pillow to a girl whom he just considers a friend?"
  • Fred asks, "I'm a straight guy. You can call me Fred. This girl keeps texting me about hooking up and I tell her no over and over because my friend f***** her and got syphilis. I don't wanna be like 'b**** you got syphilis' but she won't leave me alone. Should I block her or tell her the truth, or is there some other option?"
  • JRR Tolkien asks, "I wanna f***my girlfriend's hot, sweaty fat folds. I love her fat body and I want to f*** all of it all over. I never said I like her cuz she's fat, so what can I do?"

Special Segment: Interview with Raj Gupta, Mr. Small P**** Brooklyn

Final Thoughts: Erica almost accidentally sends her questions for Raj to someone at work with absolutely no context.